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I love you like an unspoken metaphor. You sitting there looking all cute.

Are those space pants? Is summer over?

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The mildly embarrassing one. This is so us. Are you a parking ticket?

Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? I wanna Lies your Thatcher.

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Girl are those space pants? Is your name google? Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets? If it was your last day on earth, what would you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? The totally recoverable one.